As we all know, Sajid Khan films are extremely high on intellectual content. His films are not only thought provoking, but auteurs of cinema have also deemed them ahead of their time. We couldn't agree more. In fact, you cannot compare Sajid Khan's par excellence craftsmanship with other directors. No one. The only things that come close to Sajid's perfection is Aamir Khan's genuine concern for the country and the headlines on most of these Hindi news channels.
More on Sajid Khan and Aamir Khan later. Let's get down to some of the greatest headlines Indian television has treated us with over the years.
1. Rishtey mein toh hum Facebook ke baap lagte hain...
2. I don't know. But hell yeah, I would like to know.
3. A love story with a twist. Yash Raj, take note?
4. Shrooms can be a dangerous addiction.
5. Breaking News in the world would be when something catastrophic happens. Breaking News on India TV is, you're right, pretty catastrophic.
6. BC kya?
7. Unfortunately, Dhoni's 12 inches fell short by 95 runs in the semis. Clarke had a longer one, perhaps.
8. India TV also means reporting news with utmost confidence.
9. Only 2 groups of people have found it till now. One was Led Zep, the other...
10. Just how famous do you think one needs to be before India TV puts up updates like these?
11. My favourite. The mother of puns.
Oh, what a journey it has been. Thank you, really. Here's to the death of journalism, and the demise of the phrase "Breaking News".
DING!
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