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    Thursday, October 29, 2015

    11 Times Hindi News Channels Were Better Than Any Sajid Khan Movie

    As we all know, Sajid Khan films are extremely high on intellectual content. His films are not only thought provoking, but auteurs of cinema have also deemed them ahead of their time. We couldn't agree more. In fact, you cannot compare Sajid Khan's par excellence craftsmanship with other directors. No one. The only things that come close to Sajid's perfection is Aamir Khan's genuine concern for the country and the headlines on most of these Hindi news channels.
    More on Sajid Khan and Aamir Khan later. Let's get down to some of the greatest headlines Indian television has treated us with over the years. 

    1. Rishtey mein toh hum Facebook ke baap lagte hain...

    Funny Headlines
    2. I don't know. But hell yeah, I would like to know.
    India TV

    3. A love story with a twist. Yash Raj, take note?

    India TV

    4. Shrooms can be a dangerous addiction.

    India TV

    5. Breaking News in the world would be when something catastrophic happens. Breaking News on India TV is, you're right, pretty catastrophic.

    India TV

    6. BC kya?

    India TV

    7. Unfortunately, Dhoni's 12 inches fell short by 95 runs in the semis. Clarke had a longer one, perhaps.

    India TV

    8. India TV also means reporting news with utmost confidence.

    India TV

    9. Only 2 groups of people have found it till now. One was Led Zep, the other...

    India TV

    10. Just how famous do you think one needs to be before India TV puts up updates like these?

    India TV

    11. My favourite. The mother of puns.

    India TV
    Oh, what a journey it has been. Thank you, really. Here's to the death of journalism, and the demise of the phrase "Breaking News".
    DING!

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