"Millimeter ab centimeter ban gaya hai"
"Tumko yaad karke haath dukh gaya hamara"
"Tum toh danadan phenke jaa rahe ho…ucchalne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai"
"Meri mardangi ke baare mein tu shehar ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakti hai ... report achchi milegi"
"Life ka simple pleasure hai No Smoking Zone me smoke up karna"
"Keemat, jo tum chaho… Kaam, jo main chahoon"
"Lagta hai bhagwanne saara maalpani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai"
"Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi World-Class hai"
"Ab goli kha"
"Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh iss Raavan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aanewaala"
"Love is a bhaste of time"
"Bina kapdon ke kali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hain"
"Achha-khaasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha, lekin inki kismat main toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha hai"
"Tumse pyar karna mera talent hai"
